Dating:  The Gospel according to James Cook

1. Just be cool

2. 'Touch her.  Simple creatures women right, if you touch her she will know you want her, if you don't she'll start to think she is ugly, right.'

3. 'Look at the pupils. If they dialate when you look at her, means she actually wants to play with your ding-a-ling, Kapeesh?'

This show is so stoooooooopid, yet it fills me with joy every single week... and quite simply, I kinda want to marry this dude.

[Edit] This is why I love James Cook
MM x

'Cookie here is a criminal, but we forgive him'

The thing about the flu is, when it gets you it really gets you. 

aches

fever 

sneezing and vitamin C

So far I have spent the day lying in bed doing nothing but watching catch up TV online, sneezing and being mildly irritating on twitter... also have spent a lot of the day screwing because I cannot have a bar of chocolate. 

What did I have today that I love? 

Skins.

In the wider scheme of things it is absolute nonsensical program - No one at 17 takes as many drugs, smokes as many cigarettes and comes out alive at the age of 19 - forget club 27.  Yet is nice to know somewhere out there in fantasy land world people are more screwed up than I am.

MM x