Remember in the last post I did how I said I was a bad blogger?
It goes beyond that.
I HAVE attended some spectacular events here in NYC and I HAVE taken pictures... Good pictures, great pictures in fact...
I also forgot to bring my uploader cable with me, so I can't actually upload my photies to the blog.
Marlboro Martini; do. not. collect. $200. do. not. pass. go.
Last night was the final night of Fashion Week in NYC and after hitting the meatpacking district and going for another few drinks on the lower east side we headed to a bar located at the Jane hotel on a very cute DJ's recommendation. This bar being described as 'THE place to be seen' sounded the total opposite of the kind of place I would be interested in going to had I been on home turf, but wanting to be a true NYC mutherfudger I was more than enthusiastic about going there. As we turned the corner I sensed the vibe was quite intense as there were guys managing taxis arriving up the street (think orange coats and wavy light thingies like those people that help land a plane at the airport) to control the hoards of people arriving.
We -myself and the 3 other sexuals with me- got in the 'line' and queued for like 15mins (we were specifically warned not to do this by the DJ, instead we were told to march straight to the front and demand to be let in... Hello? Me Englishhhh, yeah, we just don't have it in us to do that) and when we finally reach the front, the 'guestlist bitch' tells us that this is a private party before looking us up and down and telling us to step out of the line.
I repeat telling to step out of line. No room for conversation or negotiation as she was already verbally castrating the group of people behind us with the exact same sentence.
This is has never happened to me before. I did not know what to do with myself.
Sheer frustration made me want to punch her in the face.
This is perhaps the universe was indirectly telling me to party less and blog more...*
MM x
*In which case it needed to try harder as I was still drinking $5 cocktails at 3am this morning.