I had to change the comment settings on the blog so only registered users can comment.
I don't like it - I had to do it.
I'll explain.
I kept getting romantic comments from 'Christian Louboutin' & 'Ed Hardy' asking me to 'click links for good deal'...
"Forward", I thought,
"Perhaps they want to be friends and at least they know I'm cheap"...
Upon closer inspection I realised that Ed and Christian were posting the exact same message over and over and on old posts too...
!!!I was suspicious!!! - I was even more suspicious when Christian ignored my request for some free shoes - "eff cheap"I thought "If he loved me to comment so many times then wouldn't he just give me free shit when I ask for it?"
After some investigation I came to realise this blog was not being romanced.
It was being orgyed.
CHH was being'Surprised-sexed' in some gangsta advertiser three-way by some robot monsters calling themselves Ed and Christian.
They were lying about their names, taking Cigarettesandhighheels from behind and rolling over afterwards without so much as a cuddle.
The guys at
have not figured out how to stop the sex monster yet, so in the meantime I have decided to use some blogger birth control.
...I mean, Cigarettesandhighheels is a pretty easy blog...and when it comes down to it, all Ed and Christian had to do was ask - wait for approval-and then pay...
I didn't say this blog never put out - it just does not put out for free.
MM x
This means for the time being anon commenters cannot comment, which sucks. but hopefully these tools will quit raping my page and I can relax the restriction.