Monday, 8 March 2010

Dating:  The Gospel according to James Cook

1. Just be cool

2. 'Touch her.  Simple creatures women right, if you touch her she will know you want her, if you don't she'll start to think she is ugly, right.'


3. 'Look at the pupils. If they dialate when you look at her, means she actually wants to play with your ding-a-ling, Kapeesh?'


This show is so stoooooooopid, yet it fills me with joy every single week... and quite simply, I kinda want to marry this dude.

[Edit] This is why I love James Cook
MM x

7 comments:

Scorpion Disco said...

hahaha!! what show is this? it sounds very relevant.

cheers,
renata

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Robyn said...

Seconding the above question? What show is this? And why does it look like the towel guy is showing of his ding-a-ling to his friend in the first pic? It's a little weird, considering their conversation makes it obvious they're straight.

Confused,
Robyn
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Marlboro Martini said...

The show in question is Skins which I totally forget that you US folk do not get over there.

To really appreciate this scene you have to see it. Cook is crashing at JJ's house in secret (JJ lives with his parent's- they are all supposed to be like 17)because he has escaped from prison. Cook cannot be in the bathroom alone because everyone would know he was there.

Anyway JJ is nervous about going on a date with the girl of his dreams so cookie is giving him some sound advice, however his whole demeanor when giving said advice is designed to intimidate JJ and as a result just had me wetting myself.

I think the peen showing moment happens when JJ interrupts him and is like - you can't just stay here, i have a life- to which Cook's response is to stand there legs akimbo (although the whole advice giving scene happens in the shower too - I'm not that much of a weirdo).

I am just attracted to disfunctional, mal-adjusted people.

This is the only video I could find which summarized Cookie quite nicely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJGRtvFoUw&feature=related

Again I am a 26 year old woman, some further context for you.

MM x

Lydia said...

I couldn't love cook more. incredibly gorgeous. I pretty much drool at him every thursday.
x
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Milly. said...

Ahh that's so mad that the US don't get the show (reading comments above) considering all the ones of their's we don't get!

Oh gawd. I love him too, a little too much - hahaha x

your highness said...

ha i love that your referencing skins. XX much love

Olivia° said...

Haha i wil never forget that wonderful scene!! :D