Because tonight Matthew I'm over sharing...

I was convinced I had Valentines day locked because after a couple of years apart an ex boyfriend WHO I REALLY LIKED!!  Got in contact.


This made me happy. :-)


...and after a week of textual nonsense I believed he had grown up and had rid himself of his bad habits.


This was until I got the

What are you doing tonight?

booty call text.


(URGH. F"$%R^*&ghknp!!! ) like, really-really?

So now I would like to publicly let him know in the most composed way possible - this behavior is wholly inappropriate and I shan't be sharing my booty with you ever again. 

Moron. 

[edit] I totally caved.

MM x 

So instead I have spent the day getting over the mother of all hangovers. 

FYI, lock-ins are never a good idea.  Champagne & vodka, never a good combination. Also when your friend invites you behind the bar - don't start charging for free drinks and pocketing the money - to whomever it may concern, IOU £20. 

Oh the disgraceful life I lead. 

Hope you all had better days than mine. That is all.