Friday, 29 January 2010

Things that happen when I get drunk


The running man  (always and forever. Amen)


Pizza and wedges


More running man


Big macs


Falling asleep on the bus home (primrose hill) and waking up in Finsbury Park - WTF??? 


Finally making it to bed and falling asleep in one of a kind pleated dress brought from NYC that cannot be ironed (is now crinkled to shitsville), leather jacket, Max Mara coat & full face of make-up. 


Not being able to open my left eye for a full 20 mins the next morning. 


Why does being drunk equate to eating as much food as I am able to get my hands on? I may have to change my name to Marlboro 'Muffin top' Martini aka human dustbin. Yummers.

Another interesting thing that happened last night when I got drunk was bumping into an ex who was obviously on a date. I decided it would be a good idea to go over and say hello.

I was that drunk.

More proof?

When my friend escorted me away from the awkwardness, I grabbed a random guy's sunglasses (hello 2am in a bar in London?! Fail) put them on, then kind of jumped on his back and spread my arms pretending I was an aeroplane.

There are pictures.


I acknowledge this is inappropriate behaviour for a human being - yet I am still secretly kind of proud of myself.

Blah.

MM x

10 comments:

~**oGe**~ said...

fucking brilliant! and when my friends tell me all the shit i got up to the night before, on the surface im mortified.....but deep down, im like 'yeeeeaaaa boooiii' lol. good times, good stuff :)

F Blog said...

hahaha sounds like an amazing night. and im the same way, when im drunk, i CANNOT stop eating. i'm such a savage.

frances said...

i know the feeling. all the things that i'd like to do when i'm sober come careering out when drunk, and drunk me is pretty much ten times cooler. apart from the excessive eating. i am not proud of that. x

jessica whitley said...

Hahah now that sounds like quite a night! i love how you woke up in a park haha - NYE '09 i ended up at a church somehow hahah i really don't know how. x

The Starving Stylist said...

hmmmmmm your description sounds like my usual Friday and saturday nights on the town. haha. I always feel so gross the next morning with the feeling of so much guilt for gorging on so much junk food from being so drunk. agurhhhhh. not cute.


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Miss Daisy Chain said...

BAHAAHA! i too am a sunglasses thief, and hats, and jackets and on one ocassion a bag...i emptied the contents of this guys man bag at his feet and ran with it... he chased me...i thought it was funny, he thought i was a criminal...he threatened to press charges and i cried whilst his (very hot) friend comforted me and said over and over again 'just leave it ed, shes drunk and sorry'
looool

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