MMP On : Dolce Corset

Oh god these days have been pretty rough…

Getting stuck in acorset at Dolce&Gabbana sample sales…

…God I love the way it makes my waist looks so small, (started sweating).. actually my breast as well, mmm after all it might be too small! (extra sweat + extra stress ) I realized extra help was needed…pass my head through the curtain and could only see tones of gay trying on sunglasses (like it's the season!!!) but not MY gay friends so I decided to call! After a while focusing on my breathing, Claudio, tallest friend ever (handy hey!) helped me pulling the dear corset while I was jumping with my naked boobs hanging around! Alleluia… there I was delivered from the D&G corset !

Getting stuck in the toilet at the same Dolce&Gabbana sample sales

…I swear 20 minutes later while my friend was in the queue trying to pay for 15 pairs of men boxer, 20 shirts, scarves, bras and my shoes (yes got the "black satin cocktail shoes" for 70 Euros life is unfair) I decided to go for a pipi (next to sunglasses again!) closed the toilet, looked at my messy hair and realized the key was looking weird! Just think that I can't even open my own door sometimes…imagine these D&G toilet..ok let's call Claudio again! No network ! Sh******t! After a while swearing in French (Put***, Mer****), there I was free from the D&G toilet! Beware outlet are dangerous places!

Pretending to get excited eating veggie soup and fish

…Christmas holidays are coming which means going back home and having to deal with parents' comments on your life (and they don't know all about it…thanks god!) The last time I had my mum on the phone she told me she will get me a soup mixer for Christmas…you get the idea! Action plan needs to be taken…gym 3 times a week (cute guys in there…need another plan of action), soup, forget about cookies, hot chocolate and camembert (even after work)…I mean they should think about doing an advent calendar with different soup idea for each day!

Losing my camera at home

…ok I didn't even take to party cause it so prehistoric that the battery gives you time to take 2 photos…so I cant show you this corset I bought in this vintage shop for 20 Euros. It looks like an Egyptian corset with gold and bluish beads this staff was made for Cleopatra...beautiful! so much better than these Sonia Rykiel H&M corset …they really didn't put much effort doing this lingerie line! And YES I will definitely say the corset is a must have!

xx Dolce kiss MMP xx