Too much work messes with the mind: Email conversations du jour

From: Nicola 6

To: Marlboro

I had a nightmare yesterday that a fat man tried to mount me, followed by another nightmare involving one of my old school friends coming to my bday effectively cracked out and in tears. 

No job is worth this level of madness. Think I’ll invest in rescue remedy at lunchtime. 

From: Marlboro

To: Nicola 6

I know this was not meant to be funny but I am close to tears!

I had a dream, I had some work to do with the team but this psycho guy kept on coming over to kill them off.  Then he trapped us on the edge of a mountain and said ‘ find me in the park tomorrow – I’ll empty a woman’s face’ and then disappeared.

I am not making this up, I literally remembered because of you. 

Make my rescue remedy a double.

From: Nicola 6

To: Marlboro

You can have the bottle. You.Need.The.Bottle.

It's 8.55pm and I am still at work, my eyes are teary because don't think I will make it home in time to see TrueBlood.  

I also think my Jedi mind powers are failing me because no matter how I try and use them on my boss, the work keeps pouring in.

Can't complain though, Paris on sunday - yay me...

*sob* 

Marlboro Martini x x