The hem-lines on my bodycons (which I do wear to work, yes) have been getting shorter, the hair bigger and the outfits a whole lot shinier...
Still. Nothing.
I have been soo taken aback at how difficult it has been I decided to take it up with Princess on a night out to Plastic People (so yes we were a little drunk).
Marlboro: Why doesn't he love me? Like really why doesn't he just fall down at my feet and like ASK ME OUT ALREADY, there really is only so much a girl can DOOOO... maybe he thinks I'm ugly?
Princess: Seriously dude, don't be silly in this equasion you are like a ten, he is barely pushing a five.' [This is why I love my best friend], perhaps you should just like talk to him???
Marlboro: Don't be ridiculous, since when do men that I like go for 'personality'...
Princess: So true dude... hmmm, I need another beer. First I'm going to the bathroom to gaze at myself - I'm having a problem finding the hotness in this place and that sweaty guy with the highlights keeps looking over - I give it 5 mins before he gets brave and tries to talk to one of us and it ain't gonna be me SUCKER *runs off in direction of toilet* [and this is why sometimes I feel like I need to trade her in for a new model]!!!
Convinced that my tactics would eventually get me into some Music Pants I continued with my look 'hot' and completely dis-interested in the hopes that musters up the courage to ask me out...
The yesterday on a flight to Luxembourg (business trip, 5* & business-class all the way... except on Luxair, this means 5" extra leg room and not much else - blah) I found out something that made my head explode...
He's just not that into me - you know that crappy film, well yeah it was book first and OHMIGOD it totally, like I just said, MADE MY HEAD EXPLODE...
This is not a book that should be read when:
1. You have been working extra hard for two weeks to make your crush SEE you while working a stressful job 9am-7pm most days
2. You are alone on a tini-tiny plane with no Valium to one of the strangest (sorry Luxembourg) smallest ghost-towns ever (again sorry Luxembourg)
3. You are drunk because you have no Valium while you are alone on a plane to one of the strangest smallest ghost towns ever
The first chapter reads: HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU IF HE IS NOT ASKING YOU OUT, because if he likes you, trust me he will ask you out
Great right...
Like I said my head exploded, and man that air-stewardess will never forget it... Let's just say I'm so glad I won't be flying to Luxembourg again anytime soon...
And that my boss was not on the plane.
Silk top with tie-back detail: Whistles, Denim Shorts: H&M, Leather Shorts: Topshop
MM x
Fancy a read, the stupid book is free with this months UK Glamour
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I watched the movie the other day.. and it was SO depressing. haha i feel yaaa!!
goodluck with music man though, maybe he's just shy!?! if not.. then he's a douche for not asking you out.
xx
MM, dearest.
ohmyfuckinggod. don´t ever watch a movie like that in a state like yours. I hate when actually you know that you´re a shiny slut and then comes a guy who doesn´t pay attention to the shinyness and you wonder if you are still shiny after all.
that was a lot of shiny in one sentence but you got me, right?
similar situation here: I was out with this theatre guy who told me I was like the most amazing thing he´s seen, sexy, intellectual.. then he sent messages and mails saying how he thinks he falls in love with me.
and SUDDENLY, when I start to think maybe, maybeee I like him, he starts to text me sporadically and let me say, with less enthusiasm than before.
what´s it with the guys? we should discuss it over some beer and wine so please fly over to hamburg and watch something like 'marly&me' in the plane.
mucho love and SHINYNESS
I
GROSS.
That's such a lie. A dirty dirty lie. Not asking you out can be attributed to MANY MANY factors, MOST of them including the concept that he's intooooo you. x
i dunnoooooooooo
i don't know . most of the time i was in thi type of situation the
"not into you " turned out right .
its not like oh if he doesnt as k you right away he doesnt like .
but if after a whgile lets say 3 weeks he doesnt than no hes not into you . but of course you have to let him know you are interested . have you tried to flirt ?
hhaha your friend sounds like my best friend .
ignore the dude . sometimes that works . im ean dont look at him act like he is invisible . :)
and maybe you might find someone better who knows
I am staying in my little shiny world and believing that I get anyone I want. Ohh the shiny world of an 18 year old.
Fuck the music-man, metaphorically and literally and fall in love with someone in accounting - that nerd that only needs that little makeover to become a minium 8.
You Girls always make me laugh. Words of wisdom From Mrs Mills from the sunday Times - "you can get anyone you want with a lack of morals and a very short hemline".
oh my MM - i bet he IS THAT into you!!! and if you wear those shorty shorts which are amazing..then to jaw drop is inevitiable! he wants you. we all know it! i think suck it up, walk up to him and start making out. hahaha..or wait til the dreaded christmas party? those things are deadly!!!!!!!!
hope you are well! xxxxxxxxx much love
haha, hilarious! this is a great post - i remember having awful work crushes and similar, and how annoying it was. i used to read into everything!
Maybe hes gay??
hahah kidding.
I have complete faith you'll have in eating out of your manicured hands in not time.
i must admit that I have not been on you page in a while, but it has remind fabby! its funny that I remember all about your office guy music man and that silliness, I LOVE that outfit!
oh my gaaad.
did i actually see this movie for the first time last night? yesssss
hahaha drink up
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